Villains don't get happy endings.

James. 19. Aromantic. apathetic, sarcastic, cynical, deadpan personality, and a lukewarm attitude. How to get away with murder is my current obsession.

October 21, 2014 11:58 am 11:57 am 11:26 am
thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

(Source: pseudofailure, via sniffing)

11:26 am

austenchanted:

Cap ‘n Quote: Pride and Prejudice (2005) 

Elizabeth’s spirits soon rising to playfulness again, she wanted Mr. Darcy to account for his having ever fallen in love with her. “How could you begin?” said she. “I can comprehend your going on charmingly, when you had once made a beginning; but what could set you off in the first place?”

(via allhalestilinski)

11:25 am

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
11:25 am 11:25 am

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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(via olitwist)

October 20, 2014 1:58 pm

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via defendthyfandom)

1:58 pm

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via browngirlsupremacy)

1:58 pm 1:58 pm 1:58 pm

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

(Source: kzuichi, via iwillbe-free)

1:58 pm

(Source: dulldrops, via casbypls)

1:58 pm

(Source: maliahales, via nodream)

1:56 pm

Tyler Hoechlin as Kaleb in Open Gate - Part 1 of ??

(via not-the-alpha)