I'm at the doctors for a procedure.

unlockaflockofwords: hannahyesss: [x] If you want to see him...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:26:21 -0400

hannahyesss:

[x] If you want to see him go to the fish store.

Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:25:28 -0400

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:16:20 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:15:40 -0400

Rate My Professor.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:53:33 -0400

Rate My Professor.

agentbartowski: Teen Wolf - Shirtless Montage 2.0 [Season 2 DVD...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:53:01 -0400

agentbartowski:

Teen Wolf - Shirtless Montage 2.0 [Season 2 DVD extras]

All rights go to respective owners. I literally own nothing.

yourtubes: calls you by your url at your funeral

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:27:20 -0400

yourtubes:

*calls you by your url at your funeral*

Fucking fuckers

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:24:59 -0400

me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)

dude: nice bag.

me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)

dude: do you even know who all those characters are?

me: uh... yeah?

dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)

me:

me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?

dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.

me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)

dude: psh, you're not a real fan.

me:

me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)

me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?

dude: uh... what?

me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?

dude:

me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?

dude: what are you even talking about?

me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.

dude:

dude:

dude:

dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)

me: his name is Norrin Radd.

dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:23:58 -0400

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

scarymerry: thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:23:47 -0400

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

squiderpy: I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:23:33 -0400

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

epic-humor: superlockthetardis: can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:23:19 -0400

epic-humor:

superlockthetardis: can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

When people are humping on the dance floor while I'm trying to twerk

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:09:54 -0400

thedukegays:

pantere: do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:09:36 -0400

pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:09:19 -0400

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:09:00 -0400

ver-sassy: Enjoy!

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:08:50 -0400

ver-sassy:

Enjoy!

benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:14 -0400

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

alphasour: Help. Send help. Send help immediately.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:01:26 -0400

alphasour:

Help. Send help. Send help immediately.

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:00:55 -0400

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”